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Monday, May 23, 2005

In my dream... 

FADE IN:

MY HOUSE – NIGHT INT.


WE SEE tomorrow’s lottery numbers displayed IN FIRE on the wall of a crumbling bedroom wall

MY HOUSE – NIGHT EXT.

VERNON is hanging by a barely attached scaffolding pole over the RUINS of the house next door

THE POPE'S CHAMBERS – DAY INT.

POPE BENEDICT

A result all round I think.

GARY LINEKER

A game of two halves, your Excellency. First, working the back four into the midfield. Second, coming through to win the day.

PETER STRINGFELLOW arrives flanked by the DUCHESS OF CORNWALL and DELIA SMITH

PETER STRINGFELLOW

Nothing is what it appears, your munificence.

DELIA SMITH

Come on if you’re hard enough!

POPE BENEDICT
And now back to the dream…
Vernon

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