Thursday, November 25, 2004

Apple Venus 

Email to whole company:
25/4/2004 10:09


Love can be a rum old kettle of fish and Tabatha has got you stitched up like a kipper.

She has engineered a scenario whereby the two of you have come together without her having to ask you out and risk getting stung, or having to wait forever for you to grasp the nettle.

This is dating by enforcement rather than negotiation and is not as unusual as you might think.

I suggest you keep your doubts to yourself unless you want to be knee deep in rotting apples and be happy while the humping is good.


Email to Diana, Head of Marketing:
25/4/2004 10:21

Shit. I’ve done that thing again, haven’t I?

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