Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Bright Future In Sales 

Terry and Tabs didn’t win the Aintree Supermodel competition. They fell at the first fence.

On a positive note, however, Tabs was assured of a bright future in sales by a shiny rotund man wearing slip on shoes. He said he was going to be the next big thing in garden ornaments and gave her several saucy winks as an indication of what to expect if she decided to come and work for him.
She managed to wangle a pay rise out of Bill Surname as a consequence, proving that it is possible to come out in profit after a day at the races.

Yesterday, Creepy Keith from accounts tipped us off in a panic stricken tone that Garden Gnome Man won’t be renewing his support contract with us. Apparently, a rival IT firm in Oswaldtwistle is coming up fast on the rails.

Creepy Keith also assured Tabs of a bright future in a bijou maisonette a stone’s throw away from Grange over Sands, as he does most days, but she declined as always.

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