Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Take Offs And Landings 

Email from Charlotte, Personal Assistant To Bill Surname, Chief Executive Officer:
03/08/2005 08:50

You are reminded that tomorrow’s desk inspection will take place at an earlier time of this morning.
Today’s shoe inspection that should have been yesterday is postponed until tomorrow because the people are coming.

If you find yourself being spoken to, please behave as if you normally would.
Today’s code word is: Act Naturally.


Unwedded, unbedded, probably running on unleaded, poor old Charlotte has been in a state of high alert all day.
A dizzy blur of clipboards and stopwatches, looping around the building like a bee on a string, by three o’clock she had to be carried out on a stretcher for a weak lemon drink and a Rich Tea biscuit.

When ‘they’ eventually appeared - two men and two women, the four horsepersons of the apocalypse, dressed in Undertaker’s Black, beady eyed and pointy of beak - they hardly stopped to breathe, let alone speak to anybody.

I said to Stella “What gives?” She said the jury’s still out.

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