Monday, February 13, 2006

Reading The Graffiti About Slashed Seat Affairs 

Man On A Bus
9:10 - Didn’t show up.
9:30 - Didn’t show up.
Discovered I was waiting at the wrong bus stop.
9:50 - On time.

Why do buses have to be so hot? And airless, and generally horrible? They make me wobbly and nauseous. Thank goodness for my MP3 player or I might have gone insane.

Tonight my Toyota Nosebleed is having a sleepover at the garage. I hope it’s OK, and not being corrupted by some tarty Volkswagen or suchlike, crashed out on the floor, their expensively disassembled constituent parts entangled and intertwined, filthy and slathered in oil.
What Bill Surname giveth, the bloke at the garage taketh away.
I know there are worse things in the world - being filmed having the shit kicked out of you by members of a liberating army springs to mind; plague; hair loss - but it’s still pretty annoying. Homemade sandwiches indeed.

Terry is taking the whole poetry gig a bit seriously. With tomorrow being an important day for poets of all abilities, he passed the afternoon surrounding himself with scrunched up balls of paper. He says he’s working on his Magnum Anus, and he wants it to be just right.

“Roses are red, violets are blue. What rhymes with cosmetic surgery?”

No Danger - The Delgados
Marx and Engels - Belle & Sebastian
Jack Ass - Beck
As You Are - Travis
Life In A Scotch Sitting Room - Ivor Cutler
Bring Your Love Back - Linda Lyndell
Little One - Elliot Smith
A Short History Of Nearly Everything - Bill Bryson (Audio book excerpt, obviously. He doesn't bloody sing it for you. Something about the constantly expanding universe, I think.)
Blame It On The Boogie - The Jacksons
Lost Forever - The Magic Numbers
She’s Pulling Out The Pin - Elvis Costello

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